Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
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