glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
well I can't set my house on fire every night
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a Chick-Fil-A breakfast sandwich. How's your Monday?
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
The moment when you go to plug in someone else's phone in your car and your lube is in the way. Don't mind that it's just my center console car lube. Normal.
Randomize
