His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
Dear room mates I tried to shotgun pam in the kitchen. It is slippery. Please be careful. That is all. Love you.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
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