Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
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