Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
he just fucked me for my cheese..
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