yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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