How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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