i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
Is there a non-awkward way to tell a girl I work with that she looks just like my favourite pornstar?
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
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