Me too!
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
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