Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
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