You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
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