super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
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