Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
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