That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
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