i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
I just found a bag of teeth...
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
I don't know how to say "Sorry I was banging your boyfriend before I knew about you but you're awesome and we should hang out." without just saying it.
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
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