Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
Dude, you need to come and get her. She's sitting on the bathroom floor making hearts with her menstrual blood. And remind me never to let her do jello shots again
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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