So shortly after drunk sex...she starts crying and saying..." you don't care about me, you never do anything nice for me" so I called her a cab
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
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