Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
Your date looks like the Cloverfield monster. good luck.
tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
at some point when you're making out with the ex girlfriend of your ex fuck buddy who happens to be the ex boyfriend of the girl that you just got drunk with who was hitting on your current fuck buddy who is best friends with your ex boyfriend, it just hits you: oh my god i need to get out more and expand my social circle.
I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
i need a shirt that says "I fuck trainwrecks"
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
Do plants get herpes?
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