brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
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