I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
Dude, just found out there's a monster in a video game named after me. No more dating nerds.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
I'm pretty sure I broke my breathalyzer by breathing vaporized vodka into it.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Randomize
