normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
I stumbled in at 6am to find my cat in the window making a noise I've never heard her make. When I went to the window there was a goat outside staring at us.
Are you sure? Or did you just think there was a goat?
No there was a goat. I gave it a donut.
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
so much tequila, so little girl.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
I'm hiding in my office refusing to turn the light on holding puke down stealing and shoveling down the meeting snacks and regretting my poor life choices. goldfish crackers are like crack to me right now. how is your day?
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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