So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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