i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
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