One girl and one boy is just not enough.
I wish there was an iPhone app to help you with your shitty personality.
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
Randomize
