I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Remember when I use to call my dick 'the pendulum'
wtf?
It is now the artist formerly known as 'insideyourgirlfriend'
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
My cab driver just texted me 'goodnight beautiful'. I think my 'desperate for a guy phase' has just moved into a fuck my life phase.
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
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