Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
This is the high leading the old right now
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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