The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
Apparently, the Mormons have taken over airports. I was told by a befuddled looking clerk I couldn't buy a beer with breakfast before 6am.
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
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