Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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