Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
I just went in my fridge and said to my turkey "see you thursday". I seriously have issues
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
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