bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
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