So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
I'm not ok right now. I just walked in on a 600lb woman passed out on the toilet and she walked out and tried to eat her cell phone. I'm on acid I think.
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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