Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
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