I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.�
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
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