ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
My goal in life is to ruin sex for someone. To be so mindblowingly unreal that they can never find anyone like me ever again. So far it's going well.
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
Randomize
