what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
Randomize
