The first thing on our $10,000 damage bill was "condoms in the main drain"
Tittie bar + Mother In law gone = mission accomplished.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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