is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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