i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
Can you bring me the toilet please
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
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