Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
sick fucks of a feather flock together
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
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