Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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