i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
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