Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
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