i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
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