dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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