i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
Guess who got arrested for public drunkiness, and called jimmy johns for the entire station last night instead of someone to bail me out? The cop that arrested me drove me home. Win.
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
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