She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
So was it you or me who decided it was a good idea to inscribe fuck you on the counter?
That was me. Just a 'welcome to our home' kinda thing.
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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