Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
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