The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
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