She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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