i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Apparently, banging my bartender ex-girlfriend = free drinks again. Not every bad decision is a wrong decision.
As I was buying milk at the market, the lady at the checkstand said, "what? No alcohol today?" have I really earned THAT reputation?
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
On today's episode of "What the Shit Did I Do Last Night," drunk me deleted ALL of the text messages I've ever had. Awesome.
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
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